It turns out everyone’s going to Mexico, regardless of their point of origin, to await their hearing there. News that Pres. Fucking Trump will give anyone without ID a free trip to Mexico led to massive bonfires Tuesday night of college students burning Social Security cards, driver’s licenses, and other forms of ID.
Dept. of Homeland Security agents will now be empowered to deport anyone they want to, regardless of whether those people have committed crimes outside the agent’s amygdala.