Bowing out Monday from a position in the Trump Administration, former Fox News contributor and newly discovered plagiarist Monica Crowley said, “It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done.”
Rep. Tom Price (R-GA), Trump’s choice to head the Dept. of Health and Human Services, bought stock in a medical company right before introducing a law that would directly benefit the company, leading Democrats to insist they want an ethically uncompromised cabinet secretary to oversee the dismantling of Medicare and Medicaid
Almost three years after Flight MH370 went down who the fuck knows where, officials have called off the search, citing the difficulty of finding accident debris among all the fucking shit we’ve thrown into the ocean on purpose.
Sen. Lamar Alexander (R-TN), says Education secretary nominee Betsy DeVos “will work tirelessly to ensure every child has access to a high quality education,” without explaining why he didn’t hyphenate “high-quality” or what nefarious purpose it serves to insert the phrase “access to” in that fucking sentence.