Daily Planner Your Daily Fucking Planner – Jan. 1, 2018 Posted on December 31, 2017 by The Fucking News 12:00:01am — Drunken dudes at parties around the country kick off…
Quickies Five Quickies Posted on December 31, 2017 by The Fucking News The Census Bureau is weighing a request by the Justice…
BFD Trump Administration Denies 2017 Drop in Crime, Vows to Crack Down on Crime Even If It Kills You Posted on December 31, 2017 by The Fucking News After modest upticks in previous years, the nation’s crime rate…
Economy China Counters Trump Masterstroke with Blindingly Obvious Parry Posted on December 31, 2017 by The Fucking News The year-end deadline created by the new Republican tax bill…
International Affairs Iranian Protesters Take to the Streets of Iran to Protest Iranian Stuff Posted on December 31, 2017 by The Fucking News In response to a mounting sense of Iranian stuff, Iranian…
The Fucking Media At the New York Times, Meritocracy Dies in a Dimly Lit Corner Booth at Mar-a-Lago Posted on December 31, 2017 by The Fucking News The New York Times landed an unmediated, unplanned interview with…
Uncategorized In Memoriam – Norm Posted on December 31, 2017 by The Fucking News After a two-year battle with reality, Norm topped the list…
Quickies Trump-Free Briefs Posted on December 31, 2017 by The Fucking News An Army general who was in contention to serve as…
Word of the Day Word of the Day – Innerview Posted on December 31, 2017 by The Fucking News innerview ihn’•ərv•yoo (noun) An interrogatory discussion in which one party…
Daily Planner Your Daily Fucking Planner – July 5, 2017 Posted on July 5, 2017 by The Fucking News 9:30am — TFN readers recall that The Fucking News is still…
