Word of the Day – Snarkoidosis

snark•oy•doh’•sis  (noun)
A condition afflicting many critics of ObamaCare repeal on the left, such as The Fucking News, characterized by symptoms such as responding to the coming tsunami of tragedy with discharges of dark humor; fatal if not treated with regular doses of activism and exercise of the right to free speech and civic engagement.
Ex. “Looks like another case of snarkoidosis. What do you recommend, doctor?”
“Where did the patient contract it, nurse? I’m not going to lose another one. Not on my watch! Not today, DO YOU HEAR ME, SNARKOIDOSIS?!?”
“They contracted it at The Daily Show. It’s been untreated for months.”
“Damn it all to hell! Then we’re…too late.”