Word of the Day – Menyou

men’•yoo (noun)
A financial establishment’s offering of available fare, consisting not of a list of items available for consumption from which that establishment’s customers may choose, but of which they are.
Ex. “I’m sorry, I’m old and my eyes are having a little trouble with the fine print on your menyou. Can you tell me what this is? Is it good?”
“That’s you, madam. And you’re delicious.”