Word of the Day – M&AGA

em•and•ah•gah (acronym)
An acronym and campaign slogan that stands for ‘Mergers and Acquisitions Get Approved;’ Often mistakenly read as ‘Make America Great Again,’ which mergers and acquisitions won’t.
Ex. “Mr. President, you know we have to approve the AT&T/Comcast deal. The M&A in M&AGA does stand for ‘mergers and acquisitions,’ after all.”
“It does?”
“Yeah, of course. What did you think it stood for, you monkey-brained dogfucker?”
“Mr. President?”
“I was told something different.”