Word of the Day – Envyronment

ən•vigh’•rən•mənt (noun)
A relatively clean or pristine setting, habitat, or ecosystem coveted by people who spent generations undoing the toxic, industrial damage done to their environment–regulating how much chemical and carcinogenic shit we can crap into it, educating ourselves about waste and recycling, collecting the litter and trash of previous generations, and cleaning up rivers–and threw it all away because both parties are the same so I won’t participate in your corrupt system, man.
Ex. “Y’know what I miss most about the envyronment?”
“I dunno. What?”
“Having one.”