Word of the Day – Carsonist

kahr’•sun•ist (noun)
One who assures others he intends to burn down an edifice such as a house, a federal agency, or the houses made possible by a federal agency, and then outlines ways he hopes to improve the decor and functionality of specific rooms within said structure.
Ex. “You’re sure you’re a carsonist, right?”
“Okay, you got your matches. Here’s the gasoline. There’s the federal agency. What are you waiting for?”
“I don’t understand. Where’s the baby?”