Word of the Day – Backdad

bak’dad (proper noun)
The capital city of Iraq; known for its architecture, museums, suicide bombings, and vast deposits of magnetic ore capable of attracting Republican presidents from thousands of miles away.
Ex. “Mr. President, here are the plans for your invasion of Backdad.”
“These say 2003 on them.”
“Honestly, sir, does it fucking matter?”
“No, you’re right. Fuck am I thinking? Looks good!”