Trump Names Chief Strategist to America’s National Security Council of the United States of America for Real

Trump Chief Strategist Steve Bannon (photo courtesy: Batman)
Pres. Donald Fucking Trump on Saturday named as one of the principals of the United States of America’s National Security Council the former chairman of, a website.

As one of the NSC principals, Stephen Bannon, now Fucking Trump’s chief strategist, will be allowed to be in the same room as the NSC at the same time it holds actual NSC meetings. Bannon will also be allowed to hear things at the meetings and even to say things out loud. Like, actual things.

Congressional Republicans said they plan to respond to the unprecedented appointment with a clear and swift sidestepping. Republicans who faulted former-FUCK THAT HURTS-Pres. Obama for having lived in the same city as Saul Alinsky had jack fucking shit to say over the weekend about Trump putting national security in the hands of a man who said, “Lenin wanted to destroy the state, and that’s my goal, too. I want to bring everything crashing down, and destroy all of today’s establishment.”

Really White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer on Sunday defended Bannon’s appointment, saying, “Having the chief strategist for the president in those meetings, who has a significant military background to help make — guide what the president’s final analysis is going to be is crucial [in explaining why we’re all doomed].”

more: NPR