Trump-Free Briefs

  • A Samsung billionaire was arrested by order of a South Korean court; American legal observers were unsure what to make of this, as recent American legal history has no precedent for such an occurrence.
  • Whether it’s a stunt or not, an Arizona gubernatorial candidate is laying bare his dirty, perverted, human, typical sex life before he has to.
  • Y’know how red states take from the federal government while blue states contribute? A new study finds this same pattern at the individual level: Republican votes are the principal beneficiaries of the big-government relief and entitlement programs they keep voting to kill.
  • If you want to prosecute Gamergaters for death threats, it turns out you’re going to need a lot more than a taped fucking confession.