Three Quickies

  1. According to a new estimate, Pres. Fucking Trump is now averaging four falsehoods or misleading statements a day–not counting private ones to Melania and to various plaintiffs–although he plans to increase his output once his full staff is in place.
  2. Pres. Fucking Trump is struggling to fill many of his appointed positions because of the growing surplus of skeletons in the closets of those he wants to nominate.
  3. Attention Walmart shoppers! Pres. Fucking Trump is about to raise the price of that plastic combination coffee maker/blender/rifle you’ve had your eye on, according to a warning from Walmart itfuckingself.