Three Quickies

  1. Pres. Donald Fucking Trump reportedly is complaining that he can’t enjoy the White House because his negative coverage has made him realize we’re not trapped in here with him; he’s trapped in here with us.
  2. On Wednesday, Pres. Fucking Trump plans to sign executive orders restricting immigration by refugees and from six Middle Eastern countries, explaining that he is a coward and some people scare him.
  3. The Congressional Budget Office estimates the federal budget deficit will skyrocket over the next decade, as Pres. Fucking Trump adds $10 trillion to the national debt by adding $10 trillion to the offshore accounts of the one percentĀ .