Really White House: Dead Muslims Illustrate Threat of Killer Muslims

Really White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer explained on Monday that this weekend’s deadly shooting at a Quebec City mosque validates Pres. Donald Fucking Trump’s cowardly baby policies of keeping out the scary people.

The mosque attack left six Muslims dead and unlikely to get through customs at JFK. Spicer on Monday said, “It’s a terrible reminder of why we must remain vigilant, and why the president is taking steps to be pro-active, rather than reactive, when it comes to our nation’s safety and security.” Spicer later told The Fucking News, “This time it was six Muslims killed. Next time it could be people.”

In a late development Monday night that bolstered Spicer’s point, The Fucking News confirmed that the alleged shooter was not, in fact, American. The accused gunman, al-Exandre Bissonnette, appears to have been a permanent resident who was actually born in Q’anadia. Authorities believe he entered the country as a baby through a vagina.

American officials say they will continue to turn away people at the border for expressing dislike of Fucking Trump to ensure that no one gets in like the guy who allegedly killed six Muslims for being too Muslim and literally liked Trump on Facebook.

more: NBCStar