Four Quickies

  1. Puerto Rico’s new governor, Ricardo Rossello, is pushing a new law that would end the island’s debt moratorium and use any money left over after bare essentials to feed the fat fucks on Wall Street who own the island now.
  2. Trump’s political team is reviewing Environmental Protection Agency data and studies to ensure that they have all undergone peer review and support the findings of how many parts per million attended his inauguration.
  3. Trump’s demand that a Canadian company use American steel to build the Keystone pipeline violates WTO trade deals which, by the way, America uses to get its products into other markets more than any other country uses it.
  4. Insiders at Uber are conflicted over their associations with the gig presidency, but are apparently cool with the fact that some of their non-employee employees sleep in their cars.