Flynn Leaves NSC, Ending an Era

Mike Flynn Monday night announced that he will leave the National Security Council on which he has had such a profound effect. He leaves behind him a legacy that will stand for weeks.

His departure came after it was revealed that he had lied to the nation and top members of his own administration about his contacts with Russia. “I’ve accomplished everything I set out to do here,” Flynn could’ve told The Fucking News, because he’s just that nuts. Pres. Fucking Trump thanked Flynn for his service and assured the nation that his second choice will some day live up to Flynn’s example.

An entirely but extremely narrowly defined generation of Americans grew up and came of age not knowing a time when the name Mike Flynn wasn’t synonymous with the NSC. Before Flynn took the position at the very beginning of Pres. Fucking Trump’s term, Russia was still considered something of a rival as it began escalating its regional adventurism, a gallon of gas cost about $2.40, and La La Land was tops at the box office

Flynn is leaving in order to spend more time with his family, which also left the administration to spend more time with him.  After taking some time off to decompress and re-acclimate to the world outside the NSC, Flynn is expected to chronicle his transformational leadership of the NSC in a one-volume series of pamphlet.

more: Politico