Eager to demonstrate their openness to legal immigration, congressional Republicans today will begin the process to ensure that America remains a safe harbor for elements…
The federal government moved swiftly on Wednesday to relieve the burdensome yoke of life-saving government intrusion. An array of agencies responded to a blanket order…
Raised Mortgage Rates ‘Just in Time,’ Say One Million Grateful Homeowners Pres. Donald Fucking Trump on Friday bailed out the federal Mutual Mortgage Insurance Fund,…
Donald Fucking Trump will take the oath of fucking office as president of the goddamn fucking United States of Jesus Fucking America Christ tomorrow. And…
The Congressional Budget Office on Tuesday released a report estimating that last year’s ObamaCare repeal bill, if signed into law by Pres. Donald Fucking Trump,…
Defying the age-old adage—”Faster, better, cheaper — pick two”—Pres.-elect Donald Fucking Trump said this weekend that his health-care plan will be accomplished with all three,…
As Americans danced and frolicked in a veritable golden shower of pee jokes yesterday, the House of Reprehensibles took a massive, steaming dump on them, their…
Pres.-elect Donald Fucking Trump yesterday named his son-in-law—super-nice kid, by the way, polite and respectful—as a senior White House adviser despite his failure to advise…
In someone else’s special report that we’re Very Special Reporting on, The Intercept yesterday revealed that the cornerstone of Pres.-elect Donald Fucking Trump’s entire job-creation…
