BFD Trump Approves Permanent Residency for Foreign Elements: Methane, Mercury, Arsenic, Fear Posted on January 30, 2017 by The Fucking News Eager to demonstrate their openness to legal immigration, congressional Republicans…
BFD Trump Frees America from the Endless Red Tape That Holds Back Chaos, Death Posted on January 25, 2017 by The Fucking News The federal government moved swiftly on Wednesday to relieve the…
BFD Nation Rejoices as Trump Launches Presidency with Bailout of MMIF Posted on January 22, 2017 by The Fucking News Raised Mortgage Rates ‘Just in Time,’ Say One Million Grateful…
BFD Trump Boasts Half-Full Cabinet for Launch of Half-Assed Presidency Posted on January 19, 2017 by The Fucking News Donald Fucking Trump will take the oath of fucking office…
BFD Possible Loss of Insurance for 32 Million Sparks Panic Among Insurance Execs Worth More than $32 Million Posted on January 18, 2017January 18, 2017 by The Fucking News The Congressional Budget Office on Tuesday released a report estimating…
BFD Trump Vows To Make American Health Care Cheaper, Faster, Better, and with Bigger Tits Posted on January 17, 2017 by The Fucking News Defying the age-old adage—”Faster, better, cheaper — pick two”—Pres.-elect Donald…
BFD To Save America From Obama’s Blizzard of Federal Rules, GOP House Passes Blizzard of Federal Rules Posted on January 12, 2017 by The Fucking News As Americans danced and frolicked in a veritable golden shower…
BFD New GM Fueled By Trump Tax Breaks, Human Flesh Posted on January 11, 2017 by The Fucking News General Motors announced yesterday that it will spend $5 billion…
BFD Trump Taps Son-in-Law As Senior White House Adviser on Issues Such as Legality of Tapping Son-in-Law As Senior White House Adviser Posted on January 10, 2017 by The Fucking News Pres.-elect Donald Fucking Trump yesterday named his son-in-law—super-nice kid, by…
BFD SPECIAL REPORT: Trump Gets Played on Job Creation By the Corporate Big Boys Posted on January 6, 2017 by The Fucking News In someone else’s special report that we’re Very Special Reporting…
