National Security A Day in the Life of Muslim-Ban Pushback Posted on February 3, 2017 by The Fucking News Tech companies are compiling a letter of bigshot protest One…
BFD Trump To Americans Who Can’t Afford Water: Suck it Up Posted on February 1, 2017 by The Fucking News A new report concludes that more than one out of…
Social Justice Mississippi Republicans Take Trump Seriously AND Literally, Killing Early Voting Law Posted on January 26, 2017 by The Fucking News The Really White House on Thursday postponed the signing of…
Social Justice America To Pay For Wall Financially as Well as Spiritually Posted on January 26, 2017 by The Fucking News Following Wednesday’s signing by Pres. Fucking Trump of an executive…
Social Justice Predator vs. Aliens: Trump Expands List of Fictional Characters to Include Aliens Posted on January 26, 2017 by The Fucking News Dealing swiftly with fictional malefactors such as the undocumented immigrants…
Social Justice Trump Doubles Down on Democracy: One Person, TWO Votes Posted on January 26, 2017January 26, 2017 by The Fucking News Pres. Donald Fucking Trump wants to make America twice as…
Social Justice Trump Marks Civil Rights Milestone, Nominates First Living Stereotype of Evil Fucking Douchebag Lawyer To Serve as America’s Civil-Rights Champion Posted on January 23, 2017 by The Fucking News In a watershed moment for the advancement of living stereotypes…
Social Justice Oceans 3,499,999,992: Eclectic Group Learns Location of Stolen Funds, Plots Heist To Retrieve Them Posted on January 16, 2017January 16, 2017 by The Fucking News The charity Oxfam reported Monday that eight individual men hold…
Health Care Woman Free After Self-Abortion Attempt; Uterus Still Wanted Posted on January 12, 2017 by The Fucking News After spending more than a year in jail on charges…
Congress Jeff Sessions Assures Senators His Heart Was Pure, Unbigoted, as He Carried Out Racist Actions Posted on January 11, 2017 by The Fucking News In the first of his two-day confirmation hearings before the…
