The White House Office of Science and Technology Policy’s science division achieved a scientific breakthrough last month by reducing its staff down to absolute zero.…
U.S. officials said Tuesday that North Korea for the first time had successfully tested an intercontinental ballistic missile (ICBM), leading international observers to proclaim “ICBM”…
As of Tuesday night, 44 states had responded to Pres. Donald Fucking Trump’s commission on voting integrity’s request for information about all their registered voters…
The state of New Jersey on Tuesday reached a budget compromise allowing the state’s facilities to open, after still-Gov. Chris Christie (R-NJ) posted a sign…
Illinois Republicans teamed with Democrats over the holiday weekend, voting to override the governor’s veto of a new budget, days after the annual budget deadline…
Canada reportedly will pay millions of dollars, albeit Canadian, to a former Guantanamo Bay detainee, to compensate him for the fact that nothing can compensate…
ihatus igh•hay’•tus (noun) A temporary pause or suspension, especially as of a patriotic holiday weekend that allows reflection on how much one’s country is fucked up;…
Kramlin kram•lin (noun) Any governmental headquarters crammed with a physically impossible amount of details about contacts, financial dealings, conflicts of interest, and other incriminating-as-shit-looking-but-who-the-fuck-knows information…
