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Quickies

Five Quickies

Posted on July 5, 2017 by The Fucking News

The White House Office of Science and Technology Policy’s science division achieved a scientific breakthrough last month by reducing its staff down to absolute zero.…

Kim Jong Un, Trump Zero
International Affairs

Kim Jong Un, Trump Zero

Posted on July 5, 2017 by The Fucking News

U.S. officials said Tuesday that North Korea for the first time had successfully tested an intercontinental ballistic missile (ICBM), leading international observers to proclaim “ICBM”…

Mostly United, States of America Celebrate America’s Independence by Declaring Independence from America
Social Justice

Mostly United, States of America Celebrate America’s Independence by Declaring Independence from America

Posted on July 5, 2017 by The Fucking News

As of Tuesday night, 44 states had responded to Pres. Donald Fucking Trump’s commission on voting integrity’s request for information about all their registered voters…

State of New Jersey Closed for Private Event
States/Local

State of New Jersey Closed for Private Event

Posted on July 5, 2017 by The Fucking News

The state of New Jersey on Tuesday reached a budget compromise allowing the state’s facilities to open, after still-Gov. Chris Christie (R-NJ) posted a sign…

Illinois Baffled as State Practice of Taking in Less Money Leads to State Having Less Money
States/Local

Illinois Baffled as State Practice of Taking in Less Money Leads to State Having Less Money

Posted on July 5, 2017July 5, 2017 by The Fucking News

Illinois Republicans teamed with Democrats over the holiday weekend, voting to override the governor’s veto of a new budget, days after the annual budget deadline…

Quickies

Trump-Free Briefs

Posted on July 5, 2017 by The Fucking News

Canada reportedly will pay millions of dollars, albeit Canadian, to a former Guantanamo Bay detainee, to compensate him for the fact that nothing can compensate…

Uncategorized

Word of the Day – Ihatus

Posted on July 5, 2017 by The Fucking News

ihatus igh•hay’•tus (noun) A temporary pause or suspension, especially as of a patriotic holiday weekend that allows reflection on how much one’s country is fucked up;…

Uncategorized

Welcome, New NewsFuckers!

Posted on March 23, 2017March 23, 2017 by The Fucking News

Hello! We’re so glad you found us…we happen to be on hiatus at the moment, for reasons that you can probably guess based on the…

Word of the Day

Word of the Day – Kramlin

Posted on March 3, 2017 by The Fucking News

Kramlin kram•lin (noun) Any governmental headquarters crammed with a physically impossible amount of details about contacts, financial dealings, conflicts of interest, and other incriminating-as-shit-looking-but-who-the-fuck-knows information…

Quickies

Trump-Free Briefs

Posted on March 3, 2017 by The Fucking News

Arkansas plans to execute eight men in ten days next month, making it the only state in the U.S. to be Arkansas. Temperatures in Antarctica…

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