Trump-Free Briefs

  • Canada reportedly will pay millions of dollars, albeit Canadian, to a former Guantanamo Bay detainee, to compensate him for the fact that nothing can compensate him for having been a Guantanamo Bay detainee.
  • The creator of that creepy Noah’s Ark theme park thing in Kentofcourseucky says attendance sucks ass and another ass of the opposite gender because free-market capitalism can’t make it without socialist infrastructure.
  • The Tennessee Valley Authority says repairs are under way so that the first American nuclear power plant built in the 21st century will be back up and running later this summer and that there are no radiological concerns, mostly because it’s not yet up and running.
  • Republican states are raising taxes because Grover Norquist ain’t shit.