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We’re so glad you found us…we happen to be on hiatus at the moment, for reasons that you can probably guess based on the fact that your attention has just been brought to our humble little newsfucking newsletter, The Fucking News.

Although we’re on a publishing break at the moment, we urge you to sign up now so that once we are resurrected on The Final Day, we will rise and walk the Earth to your inbox just as God intended. (Signing up is easy…it’s obnoxiously all over the site).

In the meantime, if you want to get a better sense of what we’re all about, we highly recommend that you check out our archives (not the most recent stuff, that was crap compared to our early, authentic, early work, when we still believed in the music, man). Other stuff that lays out how we deal with media and the fucking Trump presidency can be found here:

Indivertible: The Fucking News Guide for Fixing the Fucking News

How To Survive the Fucking Trump Presidency

If you insist on obtaining validation from external sources before accepting our invitation to check us out, congratulations, you’re an empiricist. Now please stop what you’re doing and run for office. No? Okay, well, then here’s the Tweet where Naomi Klein threw us some love, and you can read more about us here.

Now go sign up already, and know that The Fucking News will return some day to destroy the Earth as we know it because He loves you.