Your Daily Fucking Planner – March 1, 2017

Pres. Fucking Trump’s actual, complete public schedule:
10:30am —
 [Time to get to work!] Receives daily intelligence briefing [typically a page or two, and often followed on his schedule by other items just half an hour later]
12:30pm — [Two HOURS later!] Lunchtime! Accompanied by congressional leaders
4pm — [THREE AND A HALF hours later!] Leads [attends] legislative-affairs strategy session
6:30pm — Dinnertime! Accompanied by Secy. of State Rex Tillerson, whose portions will be 37% smaller than Trump’s [little budget-cut joke for ya there]
And THAT’s his ENTIRE fucking public schedule! Four fucking items, two of which are eating!
(all times EDT because fuck the Heartland)