Your Daily Fucking Planner – Feb. 27, 2017

9:30am — Pres. Fucking Trump stops by National Governors Association to wish the nation’s governors good luck treating residents who have insufficient health insurance
10:30am — Pres. Fucking Trump meeting with health-insurance CEOs to wish them good luck counting all their fucking blood money, cancer money, cardiac money, and pre-existing money
Noon — Senate convenes to give Wilbur Ross bipartisan confirmation as Commerce secretary despite lingering questions about his Russia ties and no lingering questions about his ties to fucking over workers
(all times EDT because fuck the Heartland)