Your Weekend Fucking Planner – Feb. 24-26, 2017

Friday
10am — 
Pres. Fucking Trump speaks at CPAC’s annual meeting of conservatives who strongly oppose some pedophilia
2pm — Pres. Fucking Trump meets with Gov. John Kasich (R-OH), so they can figure out which of them called the meeting
3pm — Pres. Fucking Trump meets with Pres. Pedro Pablo Kuczynski of Peru to explain why the White House apparently sent out a schedule listing him as Pres. Pedro Pablo Kuczynski of Perun
(all times EDT because fuck the Heartland)