Word of the Day – Idunnato

idunnato
igh’duhnaytoh (noun)
A state of oscillating certainty/uncertainty in which one’s conclusions vary based on whether one observes oneself being observed on Fox News as matter or energy, or as an ally of Russia or Europe.
Ex. “And will Mr. President be enjoying the fish this evening, or the meatloaf?”
“Neither. Idunnato. Meatloaf. Both. Wait–what’d Obama eat? Fuck.”