Your Daily Fucking Planner – Feb. 21, 2017

8:30am — Pres. Fucking Trump visits the National Museum of African American History and Culture because it’s Black History Month, so what’re ya gonna do
9:15am — Pres. Fucking Trump poses for portraits to illustrate the future exhibit about him at the National Museum of African American History and Culture
10am — Pres. Fucking Trump photo opp with Frederick Douglass
(all times EDT because fuck the Heartland)