Trump To Rescue America’s Poor from Lawyers, Arts

The White House budget office is preparing to liberate poor people from repeated exposure to the arts and eliminate the threat that they might some day acquire legal assistance, according to a draft of the Trump Adminisylum’s proposed budget.

The budget specifically names the Corporation for Public Broadcasting and the national endowments for the arts and humanities as targets for elimination. The draft also eliminates the Legal Services Corporation, which was created by the Nixon Administration to inflict poor people with legal help in civil matters.

In addition to relieving America’s poor from ever seeing a lawyer they haven’t called from a jail cell, and saving all of America from art, the proposed cuts would balance the federal budget and pay for Fucking Trump’s planned military spending spree by reducing federal spending 0.0625%, or six-and-one-quarter one hundredths of the federal budget.

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