Trump Names McMaster to Be Bannon’s McServant

Pres. Donald Fucking Trump on Monday named Lt. Gen. H.R. McMaster to become only the second man in history to serve as Trump’s national security adviser. McMaster is currently the leader of the Army Capabilities Integration Center, or ISIS.

Explaining his rigorous recruitment, vetting, selection, and hiring process, Fucking Trump said Monday for real, “I watched and read a lot over the last two days.” Trump did not identify what specifically he watched over the previous 48 hours, but the White House was able to confirm that his process on Sunday included watched himself play 18 full holes of golf.

The White House has said it will not inflict McMaster with the horrors of mandatory personal loyalty to Pres. Fucking Trump, but added that shit changes all the time around here so watch your fuckin’ back and don’t give Trump any mouth.

The position of national security adviser does not require Senate confirmation, and comes with a term of one month.

more: CNN