Your Long Fucking Weekend Planner – Feb. 18-21, 2017

Friday
All Day — 
General strike against the shittiness of all this fucking shit
Saturday
5pm —
 Pres. Fucking Trump holds campaign rally, because having to actually be president when you fucking suck at being president is fucking horrible
Monday
All Day —
 President’s Day, which in 2021 will be uncertified as a federal holiday
(all times EDT because fuck the Heartland)