Your Daily Fucking Planner – Feb. 16, 2017

A Day Without Immigrants
2:30pm —
Pres. Fucking Trump meets with Attorney General Jeff Sessions to assure Sessions there’s no need for him to recuse himself from anything, ever, except his own integrity
3:15pm — Pres. Fucking Trump signs law disapproving the Stream Protection Rule
3:28pm — Pres. Fucking Trump wonders whether maybe something called the Stream Protection Rule might have served some sort of useful purpose
6:42pm — Pres. Fucking Trump considers whether to visit coal country, remembers something about stream protection, makes mental note to bring plenty of bottled water
(all times EDT because fuck the Heartland)