Five Quickies

  1. An environmental group is suing the Trump Adminisylum over its refusal to protect endangered bees, which would have qualified as grounds for impeachment two months ago.
  2. Senate Democrats want to push back Scott Pruitt’s confirmation as Environmental Protection Agency administrator so they can evaluate his secret emails, which would have qualified as grounds for impeachment two ¬†months ago.
  3. Austin’s mayor is pleading for help from the Trump Adminisylum to fend off an invading horde that has thrown the community in a panic and disrupted life there with its immigration raids.
  4. Pres. Fucking Trump has successfully created new health-insurance jobs by blocking the Aetna-Humana merger–which would have led to “redundancy” layoffs–which was called off due to “uncertainty” about Fucking Trump’s plan to fuck up health care.
  5. A shit-ton of Democrats helped confirm wrestling millionaire Linda McMahon as head of the Small Business Administration, which may count as grounds for impeachment two months from now.