Your Daily Fucking Planner – Feb. 15, 2017

Noon — Joint press conference with Pres. Fucking Trump and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu at which Fucking Trump is asked zero questions about Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu
4:15pm — Pres. Fucking Trump speaks with Argentina Pres. Mauricio Macri to inquire about their extradition policies
(all times EDT because fuck the Heartland)