Trump Gives Thumbs Up to North Korea Missile Launch

Pres. Donald Fucking Trump on Sunday allowed North Korea to conduct a test launch of a medium-range missile, despite previously saying they wouldn’t do shit like that when he was president because he would be president and they wouldn’t do shit like that when he was president.

The Trump Adminisylum’s flip-flop on letting North Korea test its missiles represented a new strategy of appearing weak and feckless. Trump permitted the launch even though U.S. satellite telemetry indicated the the missile was fired on a trajectory that would have taken an intercontinental ballistic missile straight up Trump’s fat, sagging ass.

The missile did not appear to be armed, but military analysts estimate it to be capable of carrying a payload of 10 to 20 kilosuckit.

more: AP