Face to Face with Trudeau, Trump Vows to Give NAFTA Epic Tweaking

After meeting with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau on Monday, Pres. Donald Fucking Trump once again blasted NAFTA and, in keeping with his vow of “America First,” took Trudeau on directly, telling the leader of one of America’s greatest trade rivals right to his face, quote, “We have a very outstanding trade relationship with Canada. We’ll be tweaking it.”

News that Fucking Trump might take his radical, outsider campaign so far as to literally tweak a trade agreement set international observers on edge, threatening to send the world financial system into a minor snit.

Speaking to TFN on the phone later–which COULD HAPPEN!–Fucking Trump doubled down on his hard-line rhetoric, swearing on his father’s dead, white tenants, “I will not rest until I have tweaked NAFTA just a skosh so that hard-working Americans finally get the job-creation noodge they so desperately need.”

 more: Reuters