Your Daily Fucking Planner – Feb. 8, 2017

9am — Pres. Fucking Trump addresses Major Cities Chiefs Association conference
10:30am — Pres. Fucking Trump pretends to listen to his “daily” presidential briefing
3:30pm — Pres. Fucking Trump attends legislative strategy session and that is IT for the day, folks, whew! Good work, guys, I am fucking BEAT, wow, so fatigued, time to get in my bathrobe and settle in for a long night of seething at CNN
(all times EDT because fuck the Heartland)