Your Daily Fucking Planner – Feb. 6, 2017

10:40am — Pres. Fucking Trump departs Palm Beach, his first scheduled activity for the first day after taking a long-weekend vacation just two weeks into his term
2:00pm — Pres. Fucking Trump meets with Gov. Rick Scott (R-FL) for 20 minutes, the maximum recommended duration for meeting with either of them
(all times EDT because fuck the Heartland)