Word of the Day – Garrettson

garrettson
ɡa•rət•sən (noun)
A civilian force consisting of one or more journalists tasked with defending the world against bullshit, ginned-up wars by correcting the gin-war-mongers when they claim on live television that WE WERE FUCKING ATTACKED.
Ex. “How come we never heard anything before Iraq about how even if they did have WMDs they had every motive in the world not to attack or aid an attack on the most powerful military nation in history and don’t give me that crap about its leader being a madman?”
“No garrettson.”