Your Daily Fucking Planner – Feb. 2, 2017

11:15am — Pres. Fucking Trump meeting with congressional leaders including Sen. Ron Wyden (R-OR), unless Wyden boycotts again
1pm — Pres. Fucking Trump meeting using as props executives from Harley Davidson, who didn’t want to meet with him at their headquarters because then their headquarters would have been a prop for protesters
1:30pm– Pres. Fucking Trump rescheduled meeting and photo op with Frederick Douglass
2pm — Pres. Fucking Trump realizes he has nothing else on his schedule for the day, fires up Twitter
(all times EDT because fuck the Heartland)