Your Daily Fucking Planner – Feb. 1, 2017

9:30am — Pres. Donald Fucking Trump holds African American History Month listening session
10:31 — Pres. Donald Fucking Trump emerges from meeting with black people, says something positive regarding black people
11:30am — Pres. Donald Fucking Trump resumes listening to white people
11:31am — Back to business.
(all times EDT because fuck the Heartland)