Your Daily Fucking Planner – Jan. 31, 2017

9:30am — Senate Judiciary Committee vote on Justice Department nominee Jeff Sessions, whose brainchild Muslim Ban has already done so much for the cause of justice
10am — Senate Health, Education, Labor and Pensions Committee vote on education secretary nominee Betsy DeVos, despite her lack of education about education
10am — Senate Finance Committee vote on treasury secretary nominee Steven Mnuchin, before he forecloses on the Capitol Building
10am — Senate Finance Committee vote on health and human services secretary nominee Tom Price, whose testimony may not have been truthful but definitely wasn’t determinative
8pm — Pres. Donald Fucking Trump announces the name of the judge who will go down in history as someone Donald Fucking Trump thought should sit on the Supreme Court (see related stories below)
(all times EDT because fuck the Heartland)