Your Daily Fucking Planner – Jan. 25, 2017

9:25am — Pres. Fucking Trump meets with White House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus
9:30am — Pres. Fucking Trump wishes White House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus best of luck in his future endeavors wherever life’s journey takes him
11am — Pres. Fucking Trump sits for official portrait photograph
Noon — White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer briefing to announce Pres. Fucking Trump will not release the evidence he has seen that leads him to believe he looks good in his official portrait photograph
(all times EDT because fuck the Heartland)