Your Daily Fucking Planner – Jan. 24, 2017

10am — Senate Finance Committee hearing to consider qualifications of Tom Price to attack health and human services as secretary of Health and Human Services
10am — Senate Judiciary Committee vote on attorney general nominee Jeff Sessions, to determine whether old, white guy’s qualifications to ensure justice for old, white guys meets the approval of committee of old, white guys
10:30am — Senate Budget Committee hearing to consider qualifications of tax-cheat vigilante Mick Mulvaney to serve as White House budget director despite being a tax cheat
10:30am — Senate Small Business and Entrepreneurship Committee hearing to consider what the fuck WWE honcho Linda McMahon knows about small business and entrepreneurship after marrying a guy who entrepreneured a big business out of a smaller big business he inherited from his dad who entrepreneured that business out of the smaller big business he inherited from his dad
(all times EDT because fuck the Heartland)