Word of the Day – Illauguration

illauguration
il•aw•gyuh•ray’•shuhn (noun)
Any formal or official ceremony marking the commencement of a term of office or other appointment and accompanied by ill auguries and ominous portents such as endless TV news blather about crowd size and pictures of crowd size and who said what about pictures of crowd size when all the fucking shit in today’s TFN was happening–AND MORE–that will affect eight Trump-tons more people than you can see in either photo or will see on TV when they’re evicted from the homes they can’t pay for because they used the money to pay for treatment of the disease shit they didn’t have insurance to prevent with preventive care.
Ex. “Jesus, that was some speech. Hey, did you watch the illauguration?”
“No.”