Your Daily Fucking Planner – Jan. 17, 2017

10am — Supreme Court hears oral arguments in Lynch v. Dimaya, to determine how vague deportation guidelines can be, especially now that we’ll have a president who doesn’t do vagueness well
10am — Senate Health, Education, Labor and Pensions Committee hearing on nomination of Dr. Tom Price to serve as Health and Human Services secretary in violation of his Hippocratic oath to do no harm
2pm — Supreme Court hears oral arguments in Midland Fucking Funding v. Johnson, concerning whether the debt-collection industry can stick its feeder tubes into your personal bankruptcy proceedings even after the statute of limitations has passed and you’ve died and turned to dust
5pm — Senate Health, Education, Labor and Pensions Committee hearing on nomination of Betsy DeVos to serve as Education secretary by serving Christ Our Lord
(all times EDT because fuck the Heartland)