Your Daily Fucking Planner – Jan. 12, 2017

2pm — Defense secretary nominee Gen. James Mattis appears before House Armed Services Committee regarding markup of H.R. 393, exempting Mattis from ban on recent active-duty personnel serving as secretary of defense
2:01pm — Defense secretary nominee Gen. James Mattis doesn’t appear before shit without Mr. Trump’s say-so, so just sign the fuckin’ papers, you know yer gonna anyways
(all times EDT because fuck the Heartland)