Word of the Day – Jare

jare
jayr (verb)
To form a sweeping opinion based on a narrow experience of the world–such as concluding that you know how to make it in the world because your grandfather knew how to make it in the world and left your Dad a lot of money, some of which you used to start off in life with advantages you still don’t even fucking see; and such as concluding that because white-collar criminals include your white, collared Dad, white-collar crime must be nuanced, while other crimes are black and white but mostly black–and then let a howling minority of jackals change your superficial political thinking just in time to land you a job that you owe to your other Daddy.
Ex. “Man, the president’s new senior adviser seems like he can jare a position on anything.”
“Yeah, he’s jared it all
.”