Quickies

  1. Yahoo announces that one billion accounts were breached in 2013, stunning analysts unable to believe Yahoo has one billion accounts.
  2. California flashes a red light at Uber to stop testing self-driving cars until Pres.-elect Trump can figure out that deregulation will self-drive America’s millions of soon-to-be-unemployed drivers head-on into Trump’s promise to create 25 million jobs.
  3. The Federal Reserve raised interest rates one quarter of one percent and raised the odds that Trump will create 25 million jobs not a fucking bit.

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