Have we not learned?

we-mail
wee’•mayl (noun)

Any email or group of emails–to which we ascribe self-destructive significance–depicting political humans acting like political humans within the bounds of treaty, law, and prevailing norms but that can nevertheless be used to gull a gullible, conspiracy-minded, essentialist, epistemologically challenged populace into the unshakable conviction that they have witnessed evidence of unforgivable criminality, chicanery, or just damn I told you she was a bitch!

Ex. “Did you get that we-mail I sent you? It proves that the day before the Iowa Caucus there was evil in her heart.”
“Not yet. It takes up a lot of memory, so first I have to delete my Social Security cache.”